Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Mind your own fucking business
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Don Baron is "The Man"
let me know when skyla leaves town. i'll come over with a case of natty light and we'll show kensington how white trash we can really get! here is what our day looks like.
1) 930 am: Don Baron wakes up and pounds a natty light.
2) 945 am: Don Baron considers showering but says fuck it.
3) 1000 am: Don Baron leaves for Kensingfuck with a case of natty lights, all kinds of salty foods, a domino's pizza, two buckets of fried chicken and 3 foot bong.
4) 1030 am: we've just eaten a whole chicken. high five!!
5) 1100 am: bong rips
6) 1130 am: we've just watched hour 1 of 5 of ESPN classic . I'm wearing a visor and an "i'm with asshole " t-shirt
7) 1200 pm two words: SHOTGUN
8) 1230 pm more football.
9) 100 pm Don Baron implores you: more football!
10) 130 pm: Don Baron passes out in a bucket of cole slaw
we'll show this regime what we're really about!! well, until the boss gets back anyway.
October 21, 2007 6:40 PM
Sunday, October 21, 2007
The Cleveland Indians Suck
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Roundabout
"The New Regime"
Rule #1- No more getting bullied around by Luke and Matt
Rule #2- No eating dinner in front of the TV. (Although we just did that last night. HA!)
Rule #3- No football on Sundays.
Rule #4- No football period.
Rule #5- No sports on TV with the sound on. (Ok, I can tolerate this. Barely.)
Rule #6- I know there must be a rule #6 and more but I can think of any off the top of my brainwashed head.
Now I know why she wanted to move so badly. It's all about control. But then again isn't it always about control? I guess it's about gaining the upper hand. I think I smell a hundred year war coming....