Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Don Baron is "The Man"

MATT! dude, it's great that you're complaining online (not that it will help anything).


let me know when skyla leaves town. i'll come over with a case of natty light and we'll show kensington how white trash we can really get! here is what our day looks like.

1) 930 am: Don Baron wakes up and pounds a natty light.

2) 945 am: Don Baron considers showering but says fuck it.

3) 1000 am: Don Baron leaves for Kensingfuck with a case of natty lights, all kinds of salty foods, a domino's pizza, two buckets of fried chicken and 3 foot bong.

4) 1030 am: we've just eaten a whole chicken. high five!!

5) 1100 am: bong rips

6) 1130 am: we've just watched hour 1 of 5 of ESPN classic . I'm wearing a visor and an "i'm with asshole " t-shirt

7) 1200 pm two words: SHOTGUN

8) 1230 pm more football.

9) 100 pm Don Baron implores you: more football!

10) 130 pm: Don Baron passes out in a bucket of cole slaw


we'll show this regime what we're really about!! well, until the boss gets back anyway.

October 21, 2007 6:40 PM

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